I received this suggestion via Facebook chat (something I’m only able to check when I look at Facebook on my computer, which is not as often as on my smartphone), and I’ve highlighted my favorite part:
shann- i read your blog regularly (it's subscribed in my google reader) and it always cracks me up. a couple of days ago a parked car on my street was honking for hours because of an erroneously triggered car alarm. which got me to thinking - what is the point of a car alarm? they have become such a regular nuisance that they no longer alert the public to car theft. your blog mentioned write-in topics, so, well, there ya go.
Okay, so the highlighted part is off-topic… let’s get to talking about car alarms. Suej pretty much covered why car alarms are the opposite of helpful, so let’s listen to Dane Cook’s famed car alarm sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUs1mR5vreQ
I know a lot of people don’t like him (I don’t even like him, this is the only sketch of his I can recall), but you have to give credit where credit is due. “It makes you want to punch a baby.” Hehehe, I can’t think of a better way to describe the rage induced by a never-ending car alarm. I would add, “especially a baby crying on an airplane,” but I digress.
Also, the lyrics of his song are so fun to follow along with, I’m smiling even now.
Helloooooooooo
I’m a caaaaaaaaaar
Gas-o-line makes me run
Seeeat beeelts
Truuunk spaaace
Helloooooooooo
Let’s go for a riiiiiiiiiide
Oil is my blood
Frooont seeeat
Raaadio Knooobs
And you can’t beat smiling on a Hump-day. J Thanks Suej, for making us all smile this Hump-day Wednesday, and for anyone else with a write-in topic, send it my way!
PS - don't forget to follow me on Twitter! Username not_helpful
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